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New! Get Exposed, My Lovely Perverts!

Coming Soon! New Boys And An Excerpt

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Oh, my lovely Perverts!

I can’t wait for you to meet Ollie. He’s going to make you laugh and break your heart and then he’ll make you cheer. I love broken boys almost as much as I love fixing them. Ollie and Wes are coming soon. Here’s a really fun excerpt while we wait:

 

“What’s all this?” Ollie asked as his neck craned so he could peek in Wes’ bags. He was already in his robe and his eyes immediately locked on the bags when he opened the door.

“I made dinner,” Wes said and Ollie flinched. Wes wouldn’t describe him as picky but he had some very strong hang-ups when it came to food and he was still in the process of learning them.

“I didn’t know you knew how to cook,” he said and Wes raised a shoulder.

“I guess it never came up in an interview or none of my fans figured it out,” he offered then gave Ollie a pointed look. “Can I come in?” He asked and Ollie’s nose wrinkled.

“What is it?” He asked and it was more “What’s in the boooox?” than was really necessary.

“How do you feel about Jonny Marzetti?” Wes asked and Ollie’s eyes flicked upwards.

“That’s not ringing any bells but I can’t think of a Johnny off the top of my head that I wouldn’t want to punch in the face right now,” he said and Wes wished his hands weren’t full, he really wanted to kiss him.

“It’s the name of a casserole with meat, pasta and cheese,” he laughed and Ollie became concerned as he leaned over the threshold.

“What sort of pasta?” He asked as his eyes drilled into Wes’. He was distressed and Wes frowned as he leaned back.

“Rotini,” he said cautiously and Ollie’s eyes became endless as he blinked at him.

“Is that anything like spaghetti?” He asked warily and Wes shook his head.

“No. You don’t like spaghetti? There’s a tomato sauce in this,” he said as he looked in the bag and Ollie waved dismissively then grabbed Wes’ arm.

“That’s fine. I don’t like spaghetti, especially when people eat it on plates. It stresses me out,” he explained as he pulled Wes through the door and shut it behind him.

“It stresses you out?” He asked as Ollie grabbed a bag handle and hauled Wes to the dining table.

“Spaghetti has no structure, it just slides and leaks all over the place. Only an asshole would serve that on a plate. And the noodles…” He flailed his hand as his face twisted. “They’re awful! Nothing sticks to them and they fall the fuck off your fork constantly and slide off your plate,” he explained as he became agitated and Wes grabbed his shoulders.

“I will burn all the spaghetti factories down to the ground. Jesus, relax,” he said and Ollie’s cheeks puffed out before he nodded.

“I think I should go smoke a little more,” he said as he pointed over his shoulder at the patio. “I got in about fifteen minutes before you arrived with your church lady casserole. I can still remember too much of my day,” he said and Wes offered him a wide smile.

“That’s a great idea! I brought everything, I’ll make our plates and bring them out,” he said and Ollie hummed thoughtfully as he leaned against the patio door.

“I don’t know how this works but I assume I have to put out if you cooked,” he teased and Wes accidentally tossed the plastic cutlery as he swung around.

“You really don’t!” He insisted then squeezed his eyes shut. “I mean, you never have to feel obligated. I won’t be disappointed or offended if you just want to hang out or maybe just lay on the couch and fool around without it having to be a whole…” He gestured vaguely and Ollie’s eyes widened expectantly as he waited. Wes’ lips pulled tight as he silently screamed for Ollie to jump in and say anything that would open a window so they could finally talk about it. Instead his brows rose higher and higher as his head tilted more and more. Wes rolled his eyes as he waved for Ollie to go on. “I’ll be right out,” he said dismissively and Ollie looked confused as he backed through the door.

“Are you all right?” He asked and Wes laughed as he threw his hands up.

“I honestly don’t know but go on, I’ll be right out.”

 

 

They’ll be here soon. I’ll keep you posted.

Coming Soon! New Boys And An Excerpt

GCBRE Episode 7: Future Spongebob Scholars, The PIRATE Episode Part 2, Johanna Lindsey & A Giant With A Lady Leg

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Hello, Pervy Readers and Listeners!

This week Scott’s in his own Pirate heaven. We embark on an academic examination of SpongeBob’s cultural impact. Sarah’s wild about Juneau and Ollie. Scott asks if size matters while reading Gentle Rogue by Johanna Lindsey.

 

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The Reach Around!

Help us pick self-published authors to boost on the podcast! I don’t have as much time to read as I used to and I’d love to know who you love. Share your favorite author or book in the comments below and we’ll pick one to focus on for next week’s podcast. Make sure you tell us what makes that author/book special for you!

This week we’re highlighting Aimee Nicole Walker. Bev falls in love with her sweet characters and looks forward to each of her books. Please take a look and let us know how much you love her!

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GCBRE Episode 7: Future Spongebob Scholars, The PIRATE Episode Part 2, Johanna Lindsey & A Giant With A Lady Leg

GCBRE Episode 6: Stop Saying Moist, Jennifer Weiner, Moose Dogs & Slippery Stairs

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Hello, Pervy Readers and Listeners!

This week we’re giving Scott exactly what he wants: PIRATES. Sarah wants people to stop saying Moist and everyone’s jealous of Milo. Scott gets in his feelings about Good In Bed by Jennifer Weiner and we like it when it’s slippery. Sarah gets very emotional about slippery guys.

 

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The Reach Around!

Help us pick self-published authors to boost on the podcast! I don’t have as much time to read as I used to and I’d love to know who you love. Share your favorite author or book in the comments below and we’ll pick one to focus on for next week’s podcast. Make sure you tell us what makes that author/book special for you!

This week we’re highlighting Rosemary O’Malley. Our lovely friend, DivineCrone, says O’Malley’s books are well-written and have believable characters who grow. Please take a look and let us know how much you love her!

 

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The Red King by Rosemary O’Malley

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Please ask questions!

Ask us anything! We’ll do our best to answer your questions on the next podcast. Leave them in the comments below!

 

Aren’t we adorable? Jump below and leave your questions, comments and Reach-Around suggestions. Then, join us next week for more ROMANCE and awkwardness.

 

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Podcast music created by Theo Smith.

For inquiries, please email theos1210@gmail.com

GCBRE Episode 6: Stop Saying Moist, Jennifer Weiner, Moose Dogs & Slippery Stairs

GCBRE EPISODE 5: The Sexiest Mustache Alive, Alisha Rai, The Leading Men & Twin Sex?

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Hello, Pervy Readers and Listeners!

This week Sarah asks if brothers can date, for no good goddamn reason. Scott still wants a gay pirate king and he reviews Glutton For Pleasure by Alisha Rai. Also, The Leading Man is girth-ie.

 

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The Reach Around!

Help us pick self-published authors to boost on the podcast! I don’t have as much time to read as I used to and I’d love to know who you love. Share your favorite author or book in the comments below and we’ll pick one to focus on for next week’s podcast. Make sure you tell us what makes that author/book special for you!

This week we’re highlighting Erin O’Quinn. Our lovely friend, Katherine, says she enjoys her Nevada books featuring Rory Drummond and Alex Dominguez. I’m a fan of her Gaslight Mysteries. Please take a look and let us know how much you love her!

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Please ask questions!

Ask us anything! We’ll do our best to answer your questions on the next podcast. Leave them in the comments below!

 

Aren’t we adorable? Jump below and leave your questions, comments and Reach-Around suggestions. Then, join us next week to see if we can stop being nervous nerds

 

Also! Please Visit K. Sterling’s Amazon Author Page For All Of Sarah’s Titles:

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K. Sterling (Sarah) On Amazon:

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Podcast music created by Theo Smith.

For inquiries, please email theos1210@gmail.com

 

 

 

GCBRE EPISODE 5: The Sexiest Mustache Alive, Alisha Rai, The Leading Men & Twin Sex?

The Leading Man by K. Sterling. A NEW Dirty Book And A Very Dirty Excerpt.

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Look at that, my lovely Perverts!

These two are so good. Wade’s a sweet, sensitive introvert, trapped in the body of an unreasonably hung viking. Declan’s dirty but the kindest man you’ll ever meet and he finds himself in way over his head. “How did all of this start?” you ask? Well…

 

***WARNING! Very Adult Language And Adults Doing Awesome Gay Adult Things. Please Be An Adult.***

 

“I won’t be able to sleep once the sun’s up and I’ll be hungover until I eat a massive breakfast. Call me once you’re up and ready and we’ll go get something to eat,” Declan said and Wade nodded as he shoved his hands into his pockets and did his best not to pout. He should have been tired but he wasn’t ready for the night to end. The hotel’s bar was a tempting suggestion but he didn’t want to be around more people and the last thing they needed was more alcohol. But every step closer to the hotel made him drag his feet a little more. Declan paused to check his watch then shook his head as he laughed softly. “It has been a long day. I’m glad you were with me. That delay would have sucked and I would have been lonely tonight if I was by myself,” he said as he flashed Wade a cocky grin. Wade knew he was being sincere but he had a feeling Declan wouldn’t have spent the night alone.

“Can I…” Wade’s eyes flared and his mouth hung open as his brain caught up with his lips. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? His brain demanded as he blinked back at Declan. His eyes fell to Declan’s lips and he just didn’t care anymore. “Can I come with you?” He asked softly and Declan’s brows slowly rose to his hairline.

“Well… I was just going to go up to my room and maybe watch a movie and eat this mac and cheese and anything else that isn’t bolted down,” he whispered hoarsely. He licked his lips and Wade gave in. He reached for Declan’s face as he tilted forward then gasped as their lips brushed. It was terrifying. He was kissing a man in front of a hotel. Specifically: HE was kissing a man in front of a hotel. Declan hadn’t moved a muscle or even blinked. Wade squeezed his eyes shut and muttered several curses as he released Declan and stepped back. When he opened his eyes Declan was still frozen.

“I’m so sorry!” Wade whisper screamed as he fisted his hands in his hair. “I just… I don’t know!” He admitted and Declan nodded.

“Ummmm…” He looked down at the plastic bag hanging from his fingers then up at Wade. “I wasn’t expecting…”

“Right. I wasn’t either, obviously,” Wade said then groaned as he pinched the bridge of his nose.

“You can come with me,” Declan said as he gestured toward the hotel’s doors and Wade’s heart slammed against the front of his chest. He was so freaked out but also relieved as they stepped through the sliding glass doors and into the lobby. Wade looked around but no one seemed to notice them as they made their way to the elevator. Then again, they probably looked like they did when they left for dinner as coworkers… Just drunker. This could all just be the gin, he argued then shook his head as the doors opened. “Wade?” Declan called gently, he was studying Wade when he looked at him. “Are you ok?” He asked and Wade smiled. You were confused way before you started drinking. It might have started when you opened the door this morning, he realized.

“Probably not but I still want to go with you,” he said.

“Do you just want to hang out?” Declan asked as the doors opened and Wade shook his head as he stepped out.

“No.” He wished he could tell him what he wanted but he was just doing what his body commanded. There was something kind of thrilling about turning off his brain and letting go.

“Oh,” Declan said as he opened the door and waved Wade into his room. He dropped the bag on a table then shrugged out of his coat and tossed it at a chair. Wade unzipped his cardigan but he wasn’t sure if it was his turn to remove something or if he was supposed to wait for Declan to invite him to remove it… “What’s going on, Wade?” Declan asked as he crossed his arms over his chest. “You’re straight. The closest thing you’ve ever had to a homosexual encounter was when you were in the same room as a man’s bare ass while he was getting a rim job. And it was from a woman, so it was just barely homosexual in a six degrees of Kevin Bacon sort of way. I sensed that you might be a little open to flirting or making out at the Christmas party but this escalated kind of quickly. You know, I’m not expecting anything from you. You don’t have to do anything to be on my team.”

“I have no idea what’s going on and I know you’d never pressure me into doing something. You’re not that kind of producer,” Wade said then cringed. “This is so stupid. I invited myself up and you probably let me in because you’re too nice to say no…” He stopped as Declan grabbed his shoulders.

“Don’t do that. I’m a really nice guy and I care a lot about you as a person but I’ve also wanted to fuck you in all sorts of wrong ways for a really long time. It was kind of a passing thing before but it’s been pretty constant since about 4:30 this morning,” he said and Wade groaned as he stepped closer and reached for his face. His hands shook as they hovered before they cradled his jaw tentatively.

“I don’t know what’s happening to me, I’ve felt like I’ve been losing my mind all day,” he confessed breathlessly.

“What do you want?” Declan panted against his lips and Wade was afraid his knees would buckle as heat spilled down his body.

“I don’t know,” he sighed then shivered as Declan’s tongue traced the seam between his lips. Wade licked cautiously then flinched at the hot slickness of Declan’s tongue as it flicked against his.

“Shut your eyes and stop thinking,” Declan commanded then tilted his head. His tongue slipped past Wade’s lips and bright heat skipped down his veins. It was shockingly good and Wade moaned as he leaned into Declan. He was so hard and warm and took up so much more space in his arms. It was utterly foreign but unbelievably arousing. Declan’s fingers twisted in the back of Wade’s shirt and he locked him against his chest as their tongues thrust and tangled wildly. Overwhelming need burst within Wade and he pulled his lips free and gasped for breath.

“I can’t believe I’m doing this!” He said and Declan’s lips tilted wickedly.

“Susan would be impressed,” he said and Wade snorted.

“Possibly. But I have no idea what she’s into, really,” he replied and Declan hummed soothingly as he backed Wade against the wall.

“Shut your eyes and let go. Go back to whatever it was that made you kiss me the first time,” he ordered then covered Wade’s lips with his. Wade closed his eyes and his control melted as he pulled Declan closer and gave into the kiss. It was intoxicating and every cell in his body vibrated with desire and joy. Declan rocked his hips and Wade’s eyes rolled as their erections ground against each other. A hard wave of pleasure and heat slammed into his groin then spread down his legs. “Tell me what you want, Wade,” he urged tenderly. Wade’s eyes were heavy as his lips clung to Declan’s.

“Can we just try a bunch of things and I’ll let you know if I can’t do something?” He asked and he felt Declan’s lips curve and it made him feel a little more drugged.

“That sounds like a really solid plan. Can we try taking off some or all of our clothes first?” He asked and Wade needed the wall behind him. He definitely wasn’t ready for how turned on he’d be at the thought of being naked with Declan.

“I think we should take off our clothes,” he huffed as he stretched and tugged at his cardigan.

“Great!” Declan cheered as he grabbed the front of Wade’s shirt and pulled, ripping it as buttons pattered onto the floor and bounced off the wall. “Sorry,” he murmured and Wade laughed.

“Fuck this shirt. Seriously. It’s been a really long time,” he said then attacked Declan’s lips. If he was going to be honest, it hadn’t been a long time, it had never happened before. This was nothing like what he’d done with Susan. Maybe it was the fear and excitement but he couldn’t remember feeling like he was going to have a nervous breakdown or needing to sing at the top of his lungs while making out with the women he’d been with. The anticipation had never been this intense.

“I’ll try to be gentle,” Declan promised as he pushed Wade’s shirt down his arms then buried his face in the corner of his shoulder. Wet heat washed up his neck and Wade almost bit his tongue as Declan sucked on his earlobe.

“We could try not being gentle too,” Wade offered. Greedy, seeking fingers dug into the muscles of Wade’s back, arms, chest, stomach… Making him frantic as Declan licked, bit and sucked at his neck, shoulder and ears.

“Christ, you’re so perfect,” Declan groaned as he rubbed his face against his skin. He kissed Wade hungrily then rested his forehead on his as his fingers strummed the grooves of his abs. “Do you need a minute, do you want us to slow down?” He asked carefully and Wade shook his head.

“I don’t want to slow down,” Wade breathed. If anything, he needed them to move faster. His body was on fire and his heart was about to explode. And the front of his jeans. Declan groaned again as he sucked on Wade’s lip.

“Is it ok if I unzip your pants?” He whispered and Wade nodded quickly. “Here’s the thing: once I do that, nice, respectable Declan won’t be here anymore and you’re probably going to see some disturbing things. You can tell me to stop or say no to anything but we’re going to have a hard time looking each other in the eye tomorrow morning. Speak now, or live with the awkward consequences,” he warned and Wade laughed.

“I don’t think we’re going to feel awkward,” he said then became still. He couldn’t imagine ever feeling awkward with Declan. He knew exactly how to put anyone at ease and make them feel better in their own skin. He was such a good guy. “It’s only been a day but I trust you.”

“You’re giving me way too much credit. I’m still a man and I’ve never needed anything as much as I need to taste you,” Declan said and Wade’s jaw fell as his fly was tugged open. He jerked and arched off the wall as Declan’s hand cupped then squeezed his shaft. “Waaaaade!” He whimpered as his hand pushed deep into the front of Wade’s jeans then closed around the base of his cock and stroked firmly. Pressure throbbed in Wade’s sack and heat and sweat seeped from his pores. “You’re definitely going to lose all respect for me. I’m about to murder myself with your dick and it’s going to be the best night of my life,” he declared then pressed a quick kiss to Wade’s lips before he dropped to his knees.

 

 

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The Leading Man by K. Sterling. A NEW Dirty Book And A Very Dirty Excerpt.

GCBRE EPISODE 4: Gay Pirate Kings, Tessa Dare & The Dusky Curve Of Pure Impossibility & I Am 12.

 

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Hello, Pervy Readers and Listeners!

This week Sarah is obsessed with Stranger Things and talks about how characters find themselves. Scott wants a gay pirate king and he reviews A Lady By Midnight by Tessa Dare. Sarah falls out over a dusky curve of pure impossibility.

 

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The Reach Around!

Help us pick self-published authors to boost on the podcast! I don’t have as much time to read as I used to and I’d love to know who you love. Share your favorite author or book in the comments below and we’ll pick one to focus on for next week’s podcast. Make sure you tell us what makes that author/book special for you!

This week we’re highlighting N.R. Walker. Our lovely friend, Cyndi, says she enjoys her Friends-to-Lovers books because they’re realistic and really emotional. We’re looking forward to checking her out! Please take a look and let us know how much you love her!

 

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N.R. Walker Author Website: http://bit.ly/2jdbjV1

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Please ask questions!

Ask us anything! We’ll do our best to answer your questions on the next podcast. Leave them in the comments below!

 

Aren’t we adorable? Jump below and leave your questions, comments and Reach-Around suggestions. Then, join us next week to see if we can stop being nervous nerds

 

Also! Please Visit K. Sterling’s Amazon Author Page For All Of Sarah’s Titles:

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Podcast music created by Theo Smith.

For inquiries, please email theos1210@gmail.com

GCBRE EPISODE 4: Gay Pirate Kings, Tessa Dare & The Dusky Curve Of Pure Impossibility & I Am 12.