Happy Hump Day, my lovely Perverts!
You guys loved Alfie and Church! Or maybe it was Tom of Finland. I don’t know but I enjoyed seeing you all on my blog. The book’s flying along though and I’m not in the mood to do real work so I thought I’d tease you with more of Alfie and Church. I might call this Saving Alfie Stanford. There’s a fairytale theme and fear of a robot attack and Church is a war hero… We’ll see what Roshni thinks. Meanwhile, here’s a very long and very dirty (barely edited) excerpt from the first time Church bangs Alfie. It’s sweet:
(I don’t know who these men are but we’re pretending they’re Church and Alfie)
“It’s just a weekend,” Church muttered as he leaned and rested his hands on the counter. He glanced at the window but he saw Alfie’s face. Alfie said he could still come to the house but he become tense every time one of the girls mentioned Chris’ parents. Church didn’t want to distract Alfie or make him uncomfortable around his family so he decided to stay away. “I can still message him and see how he’s doing,” Church decided then frowned as Alfie waved at him.
“Are you going to make me ring the doorbell?” He asked and Church swore then hurried around the counter. He jogged through the living room and laughed as he pulled the door open.
“I thought I was seeing things,” he said as he grabbed Alfie’s wrist and yanked him into the house. He stepped past him and searched the patio and the driveway but there was no sign of the kids. It was just Alfie and his backpack. “Where’s the rest of it?” Church asked.
“It’s just me,” Alfie said as he pulled Church through the door and shut it behind him. “They kicked me out and said I can’t come back until Sunday evening,” he explained and a wild rush of happiness filled Church at the thought of Alfie having a weekend to relax and think about himself. He wanted to race across town and hug Jim and Nancy Lester.
“That’s wonderful! You have to stay here and you can do anything you want!” He said as he towed Alfie toward the couch. “Let’s figure out what we’re doing and I’ll get ready,” Church added and Alfie tugged as he stopped.
“Wait! I need to ask you a favor,” he said as he swung his backpack around and hugged it against his chest. His eyes were large and urgent as they captured Church’s.
“Of course, whatever you want,” he said and Alfie exhaled loudly as he nodded.
“I’d really like it if…” He clenched his jaw and it twitched as his cheeks turned pink. “Do you think…” Alfie’s lips tightened as his eyes flared. “I can’t be subtle right now. I have fifty hours,” he said and Church’s brows rose as he waited and Alfie’s knuckles turned white as he hung onto his backpack. “I need you to fuck me. I need you to fuck me really, really hard and really, really a lot. I have fifty hours and I need as much of that to be you fucking me as you can manage,” he said quickly as he advanced and Church flinched in shock as he took a step back.
“I mean, we could try…”
“No!” Alfie protested then bit his lip hard and winced. “Do you want to fuck me, Church?” He asked and Church nodded jerkily.
“You have no idea but I don’t want us to do something we’ll regret,” he said and Alfie held his hand up.
“Stop. This is the first hour I’ve had for myself in over a year and I only have forty nine more after this. I don’t want to hear about your age or my amazing future for the next fifty hours because I don’t know when I’ll get another opportunity like this,” he said then jerked the zipper and opened his backpack as he aimed it at Church. There were several boxes of condoms and packets of lube. Church’s nerve’s flared as heat washed over him and his cock throbbed as it swelled. His lips made the shapes of several different words as he squeaked then grunted as his ass bumped against the back of the couch. Alfie licked his lips anxiously and his eyes were seeking and determined as he stepped closer. “I think you’re one of the best people I’ve ever met and you’re incredible in about a million different ways. And I’ll never be able to express how grateful I am for everything you’ve done for us. But I’d really appreciate it if you’d just let me worship your body and abuse myself with it for the weekend,” he pleaded and Church groaned as he gathered Alfie’s face in his hands and kissed him. Just give him whatever he wants, Church decided.
“Can I still make it romantic and special?” He asked and Alfie snorted.
“You can try but I’m going to do everything I can to make this as shameful and traumatic as possible,” he warned and Church chuckled as leaned back.
“We’ll see,” he said then carefully plucked a box of condoms from the backpack. “I’m not going to bring up my age but since I am almost fifty, this will probably be enough to get us through the evening.” He grabbed the backpack and zipped it closed and Alfie was about to argue when Church tossed it at a chair. “I have lube in the bedroom,” he said and Alfie’s eyes lit up as he dove at him.
“You probably won’t even have to do anything,” he said as his arms wound around Church’s neck. “I’m thisclose to losing my mind,” he confided. Church was obviously in love with Alfie and ached for something real and intense with him but 22-30 year olds were Church’s wheelhouse. He certainly didn’t prefer them and he’d never considered dating someone that young but he rarely said no if the opportunity presented itself. Which it often did the moment he opened Tinder or Grindr and it was rare for him to walk out of a sports bar without a number. Church might be ashamed if he counted how many guys he picked up at the gym. Alfie was different but Church was going to fuck several of his vertebrae loose and possibly cause him to go blind. He was hoping to do so tenderly and affectionately but he wasn’t going to disappoint Alfie. Church snorted dismissively and his hand tangled in his hair as the other curved around his ass.
“You’re out of your mind if you think I’m going to lay there and let you do all the work,” he said as he pulled Alfie’s lips to his. He was starving as he attacked Church’s lips and tongue and growled as his fingers clawed at his back and fought with his shirt. Alfie began to shake as he became impatient. “Calm down,” Church laughed as he leaned back and pulled his shirt over his head. Alfie’s eyes widened as he stumbled back a step. He raised his hand and pointed and a loud laugh burst from his throat.
“Are you kidding me?” He complained and Church’s stomach clenched as he looked down at himself.
“Is something wrong? I just…”
“People don’t look like that! How do you look like that?” Alfie asked loudly and Church ducked his head and scratched at the back of his neck as he waited for his face to stop feeling hot.
“I have a lot of time and I’m used to getting up early then running and exercising until I puke,” he mumbled and Alfie shook his head in awe as his fingers trailed down Church’s stomach, catching on the grooves.
“I don’t know what you see in me but I’m going to enjoy every single minute of this,” he said and Church whispered his name as he cradled his cheek.
“You’re brilliant and you’re one of the most beautiful men I’ve ever seen,” he said gently and Alfie’s eyes flicked upwards before he shrugged.
“Awesome but probably not true. You can save all of that for later, though,” he said then pressed a quick kiss to Church’s lips before he pushed his track pants down, over his ass. Church grabbed the back of the couch and braced himself as Alfie’s eyes dropped. Another ragged laugh slipped from him before slid down Church’s body and sank to his knees. “Fuck, I’ve missed the smell and taste of men so much!” He sobbed as he pressed his face into the front of Church’s boxer briefs and inhaled. “God, you’re so good!” It was muffled and euphoric as his fingers dug into Church’s ass cheeks.
“Wow… Alfie…” Church said as he tapped at his head and shoulders. “I know this is really exciting for you but wouldn’t you rather…”
“This is the greatest moment of my life,” Alfie declared with his nose and mouth smashed against Church’s groin. Church pulled in his lips and prayed at the ceiling as he fought back a laugh.
“I’m really happy for you but wouldn’t it be better in the bedroom?” He suggested. Alfie shook his head and Church silently swore as his face ground against his hard-on. Alfie’s fingers curved around the elastic at Church’s waist and it caught on his teeth and dragged his lip as he pulled his briefs down his thighs.
“Just let me have this. You’re all the filthy wishes I’ve ever had rolled into one,” he panted as his lips washed over Church’s length adoringly. “I think I paid for this with every miserable moment of my life,” he added and his eyes were drunk with lust and hunger as his tongue pressed against the base then slowly lapped at his shaft. Alfie moaned in delight as he licked greedily and Church was mesmerized. This was his fetish. For the rest of his life, nothing would turn Church on more than the sight of Alfie, on his knees and worshipping his cock with absolute abandon. Wild dogs could have ripped at his clothes and limbs but Church had a feeling Alfie wouldn’t let go. Or even notice.
“Oh, Christ!” Church yelped as Alfie’s lips locked around the head and slid down his erection. He took him deep in his throat and Alfie’s eyelids fluttered deliriously as his head pulled back. There was a thin, bright sting as pre-cum pushed up the length of Church’s cock and Alfie hummed encouragingly as his tongue teased the slit.
“You taste amazing,” he said as his head fell to the side. He sucked and licked his way down Church’s cock then made a rapturous sound as his tongue lashed at his sack.
“That’s amazing,” Church sighed as he rose on his toes. Alfie was so thorough, Church hung on to the back of the couch and his eyes floated to the ceiling. Maybe there is a God… Alfie’s tongue was not meant for mortal men as it flicked and lapped. He gave Church a moment to catch his breath as he rose on his knees and unzipped his jeans then wrapped his lips around his shaft again. His head bounced slowly as Alfie gradually took more and more of Church’s length. He gagged softly then backed off for a moment before opening his jaw wider and swallowing as much of Church as he could. There was another faint gag and Church’s brows jumped as the head of his erection nudged the back of his throat. Alfie sucked loudly as he raised his head then licked his swollen lips as he panted up at Church. His chin glistened with saliva and his cheeks were streaked with tears.
“Do you want to grab my ears and just go for it?” He suggested excitedly and Church laughed as he hauled Alfie to his feet.
“No. Time to go,” he announced as he guided Alfie around the couch. He pulled his lips to his and kissed him as he untucked his shirt.
“Are you sure? I think I can do it,” he argued and Church shushed him as he pushed his shirt up his chest.
“That’s not very special or romantic,” he scolded teasingly and Alfie snorted as Church pulled his shirt over his head and dropped it in the hall.
“It would have been pretty special for me,” he murmured and Church swallowed a groan as his eyes slid down Alfie’s body. He caught a flash of Alfie’s chest when he answered the door in a panic, that first day. It was brief and Church fought to keep his eyes on Alfie’s, all he remembered was that he was half naked. Alfie was tall and lean but beneath his clothes, he was a touch too lean. His wide shoulders were sharp and his ribs a little too pronounced. He had the build of a marathon runner but Church’s soul ached, knowing it was due him constantly running on empty. But he was still beautiful and Church hurt, he was so turned on.
“If we’re not having sex or sleeping, you’re eating,” he stipulated as he pointed at Alfie’s nose and backed him into the bedroom. “I should keep you here until you’ve gained at least five pounds,” he added and Alfie cringed as he looked down at himself.
“I’ve always been skinny but I guess I’m kind of scrawny at the moment,” he said and Church shook his head as he grabbed his phone off the dresser then quickly synced it with the stereo. There was a bit of distance between him and his neighbors but there was a chance a jogger or golf cart might travel along the path behind his yard and he had a feeling Alfie might get loud. He reached for Alfie’s face as he pulled him against him then danced them toward the bed.
“If you were a runner or this was your idea of your best self, I wouldn’t care,” he said then halted Alfie so he could push his jeans and boxers down his thighs. Alfie stretched and pecked at his lips before he toed off his shoes then kicked his jeans away. Church growled softly as his lips skated along Alfie’s jaw and found his earlobe as his hand curved around Alfie’s ass. “But it’s all the meals you never let yourself eat and the way you don’t stop until you fall on the couch or into bed and pass out,” he explained then gasped as Alfie hooked his arm around his neck and pressed himself against Church. “Fuck, that’s so good,” he said then shivered as his tongue traced Alfie’s ear. “You’re perfect and I’m absolutely helpless, I just want to you to take better care of yourself and be healthy.”
“I will,” Alfie said dismissively then looked at the stereo. “Really?” He asked and Church shrugged. He assumed most people thought about sex when they heard Amy Winehouse. Especially Valerie.
“It’s the hottest thing I could think of,” he murmured then hissed as Alfie’s hand wrapped around his cock and stroked.
“Do you want to get married?” He asked playfully and Church nodded.
“Probably,” he rasped as he grabbed his wrist. “You need to slow down or we’re going to be done a lot sooner than you’re expecting.” He backed Alfie onto the bed then crawled over him. “I don’t want to disappoint you,” he whispered as he nibbled on Alfie’s lips and he felt them curve.
“I’ve thought about this a lot and I’m definitely not feeling disappointed,” he said then moaned raggedly as Church moved lower and licked his collarbone. His hand gripped and kneaded at Alfie’s back and thigh as his lips traced the hard grooves and ridges of his abs. He vibrated with need and anxious energy beneath Church’s lips and his skin burned as goosebumps spread across his stomach. His cock was hard and hot and pressed against Church’s chest as he circled Alfie’s navel with his tongue. He wrapped his hand around his shaft then looked up as Alfie whimpered then arched and twisted beneath him. His eyes rolled as his body jumped and Church stared in shock and quite a bit of admiration as cum burst from the head in thick ribbons, splashing onto Alfie’s stomach and shoulder as he shivered and twitched. There was so much, Church was both impressed and slightly concerned.
“Are you ok?” Church asked as he looked up at Alfie and he laughed shakily.
“If you could pretend that didn’t happen and just continue, I’d appreciate it. I’ve thought about that, specifically, a lot and I haven’t had time to do very much with it,” he explained and Church shook his head as he lowered his shoulders.
“This is my favorite part and I don’t have to wait until the end, it’s kind of perfect, Alfie,” he decided then sucked up a small puddle. He was sweet with just a slightly bitter aftertaste and Church growled greedily as his tongue washed over Alfie’s skin, collecting every drop until he was clean.
“Good. I definitely did that on purpose then,” Alfie said as his fingers swept through Church’s hair. A long, low groan rolled from Alfie as Church lapped at the head then slowly took him deep in his throat and sucked. He was still hard and purred as his legs wrapped around Church’s neck and shoulders and he undulated on the bed rapturously. “Chuuuuurch… That’s so…” He sighed then giggled as Church’s tongue swirled around the end of his cock. “I didn’t think I’d see another blow-job until Jeffie went away to college and I could start dating again,” he babbled and Church’s brows pulled together but he was too busy to talk as his head tilted and he licked his way down Alfie’s length. He was going to wait for another sixteen years? Jesus, I’m glad his van broke down. He lapped at his sack and Alfie sounded distraught as he pushed the condoms at Church. He shook his head gently, tugging at Alfie’s balls. Alfie swore as his hand twisted in the comforter then swore even louder when Church spread his thighs wider and settled between them. He used his thumbs to part him then pushed his face into the cleft. “Yes!” Alfie gasped as he clawed at Church’s head franticly. Church hummed ecstatically as he ground his tongue against his hole then sucked.
Oh, he was so perfect. Church’s eyes rolled blissfully as hunger and heat roared through him. He lapped wildly, desperate for the bright taste of Alfie as he sobbed and begged his name. He drilled and probed with his tongue and Alfie’s puckered hole flinched and contracted as he massaged it with his thumb. He pressed past the tight ring and Alfie’s back bowed off the bed. Fuck, he’s really tight. Church slowly worked two fingers in and out, fingering him until he relaxed then reached deep and found his prostate. Alfie proposed again and Church promised to think about it. He was so tight and hot, neither of them were capable of making decisions. He stroked Alfie’s prostate until his jaw stretched and his head rolled back and Church stared adoringly as pre-cum drooled from his erection. He eased his fingers out of Alfie then reached for the bedside table and quickly found the lube. Alfie’s arms stretched above his head and sex had never felt as good or right for Church as it did as he watched him sigh dreamily. He was so lost in the moment and uninhibited, so genuinely happy and present, it was enthralling and made everything that happened before Alfie seem cold and joyless. He didn’t care about his ego or Church’s ego or what any of it meant. There were no mind games, he was completely committed to enjoying every moment and sharing as much pleasure as possible. Church was more aroused than he’d ever been in his life, his hands shook as he ripped open the condom and stretched it over his cock. He coated it with lube then set the head at Alfie’s entrance and held his breath as he slowly pushed forward.
Sorry. You’ll have to wait for the rest. But they’re coming soon. I have other gorgeous men to keep you company while we wait.
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